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While walking through our garden my granddaughter was somewhat skeptical when I told her about some interactions and experiences I had while tending to my plants.
I had figured out a long time ago that it is mainly up to the school system to educate children about the scholar stuff, and it was my job to teach them about the worldly stuff, like the great outdoors which involved things like gardening, camping, fishing, landscaping, mushrooming, how to properly spit (their mom loved that one), being aware of your surroundings, safety, let someone else taste it first, birds, slugs, trees, flowers, bee’s, composting, worms, fruit trees etc…
Oh yah….. best of all is how to have fun, and the importance of a having a good sense of humor.
So with that said and being the good grandpa that I am, I decided to back up my stories with some pictures.
Before getting started a helpful grandpa hint for the garden:
Put small stakes at the end of each row you plant for two reasons:
1. The stakes identify each vegetable, especially when they are initially planted.
2. The stakes help me keep from damaging the vegetables as I drag the hose through the garden

My granddaughter is an eight year old Quest student with a learning capability that is exceptional. Sometimes she is to smart for her britches which can make life very interesting and somewhat of a challenge for me.
She has a computer and will research things to back me up as well as to challenge me. I would have to say this is one of my ways to bond with my grandchildren and to help in their education. Education is great, but when you combine that with common sense and survival skills you have a good chance of getting to a ripe old age, like grandpa.
My granddaughter did not believe me when I told her that when you walk through the garden you need to have a watering can or a little bit of compost or fertilizer with you to ensure you get back out of the garden without upsetting the vegetable plants. If a garden is not properly cared for it is “just like you when you miss a meal or don’t get a treat”. You get emotional, irritable and cranky. I told her that if they don’t get enough water they will gently wrap there vines around your leg to get your attention. I told her that she could break away and walk out of the garden but that this would be very
upsetting to the plants.

She did not believe me when I told my grandchildren about how my zucchini plants get all excited when I walk through the garden, and how they will actually grow just from getting excited with anticipation of getting some more water or fertilizer.

My grandchildren did not believe me even after I showed them the pictures.

I also told them that the garden will only react to me just like that talking horse that was on television (Mr. Ed) who could talk, but only with his owner.
Right, like they believed that one too.

Did you know that tomatoes were considered poison for over 400 years?
During the 1500’s those with money had plates made of pewter. Food with high acid content caused some of the lead to leach onto the food, causing lead poisoning death. This happened most often with tomatoes, so for the next 400 years or so, tomatoes were considered poisonous
Tidbit of information:
Tomato is a Fruit not a vegetable.
After a show and tell walk through the garden with my grandchildren and just getting done explaining the difference between the female and male flowers to my granddaughter I decided it might be safe to ask the Birds and the Bees question.

So...How do the flowers produce baby vegetables?
See below for the answer...
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